The World’s First and Only Completely Honest Résumé of a Graphic Designer.
Fun stuff. Nothing like telling it like it is. Link
I believe dishonest design is the scourge of humanity. What do I mean by that? Simply step outside. Fraudulence is everywhere. From the rat-tail curve encircling the “H” of the Hilton logo to the poorly kerned signage at your local bus depot, we live in a visually polluted environment.
True dat, as I’ve often said before. But… Ooops, I did notice an error!
Skills: All the computer programs known to man, except for Microsoft Word. That is where graphic design goes to lay down and die.
Are you kidding? The merely painful agony known as Word does not hold a candle to the merciless retribution served up by PowerPoint. It is the ultimate hell on earth; from trying to build a presentation – to instructing a client on how to use it – to watching an OMG special-effects laden amateur extravaganza – it is the bane of a designer’s existence.
And know this – PowerPoint will never go away. It will be with us… Forever. For all eternity.