Well, maybe more of an “anti-resolution.” (NSFW) Link
I’m not sure why, but this really cheered me up. And I definitely lol’d.
1. Becoming a Morning Person
I’ve always hated mornings. I hate getting out of bed, hate getting out of the shower, hate finishing my coffee. I pretty much just hate everything and everyone who crosses my path prior to 10 am. I’ve tried to ‘fix’ this issue multiple times, trying to schedule in an hour of exercise or writing prior to embarking on my day. Fuck that. The only thing worse that getting out of bed in the morning is getting out of bed to torture yourself on a treadmill or stare at a screen. So keep all your “10 Things Successful People Do Before 5 am” motivational posts to yourself come 2014. I’ll be successfully asleep.
Yeah, I wake up hard. I always relate it to that scene in Alien where the crew slowly crawls out of hyper sleep. That’s me, every day. But did you know that people who swear are actually more trustworthy and honest? They are.
6. Swearing
My ex used to hate it when I would swear. And I get that — believe it or not, I’m not a huge fan of constant vulgarities either. That being said, some situations simply call for foul language. Come on, no one is going to stick to a Screw It list or an Eff It list. What’s more, studies have shown that people who swear are actually more trustworthy and honest. Which, by my count, means I’m kind of exceptional. Fuck it? Don’t mind if I do…
Thank you. You made me feel rather exceptional today.